From the
JOKIN' AROUND DISK
by
LEEJAN ENTERPRISES
P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
South Australia. 5159.
Recently Published Books:
"People Treat Me Like a Dog!"
Salmon Rushdie's latest work, on the effects of his plastic surgery.
"Lack of Domestic Policy is No Problem"
George Bush answers his critics.
"Bringing Them Back Alive"
Oral Roberts reveals how it can be done ,for cash.
"The Power of Positive Drinking"
Senator John Tower discusses his political career.
"How to Purchase Toilet Seats for Less Than Five Thousand Dollars"
A team effort of some of the purchasing staff from the Pentagon, giving
money saving tips to all.
"Low Profile Politics"
Dan Quayle reveals how he got to be Vice President, and how he wonders why
this happened.
"I Sign Nothing Unless I Get to See Disneyland!"
Mikhail Gorbachev's latest writing, concerning his next visit to the
United States
"Baton Rouge, on Twenty Dollars and Hour!"
Jimmy Swaggart tells how it can be done.
"Lack of Foreign Policy is No Problem."
George Bush answers his critics.
"We Are Coming Back Again and Again"
Jim and Tammy Bakker tell how it is done.
"Lack of Policy is No Real Problem"
George Bush answers his critics.
"They Haven't a Shred of Evidence to Convict Me!"
Ollie North reveals his defense.
"I Can't Afford to Turn Professional"
A college star reveals his financial problems.
"I've Sinned, But It's None of Your Damn Business - But Send Money Anyway!"
Jimmy Swaggart tells how he didn't make the same mistakes made by Jim and
Tammy Bakker
"What Do You Mean - Prince of Drift?"
George Bush's critics respond to his defense.
"In The World of Ollie North, There's Room for Me!"
General Manual Noriega discusses the outcome of the most recent Panamanian
Election and Honesty.
"Being a Hostage - And Making It Pay!"
Oral Roberts reveals how to collect even more money.
"Mascara and Silicone - The Path to Success!"
Tammy Faye Bakker tells all.
"The Night My Jammies Shrunk!"
Dan Quayle discusses his dreams for America.
"Honesty Is The Best Policy!"
Richard Nixon reflects on his years as President.
"Lack of a Quorum in the Cabinet is No Real Problem"
George Bush, again.
"What Not to Do With Alaskan Oil"
An Exxon official makes some slick comments
"A Thousand and One Things You Can Do With Lego Building Blocks"
A serious review of the work of the Vice President, inspired by Dan Quayle.
"Ollie North I'll Endorse, Jim and Tammy, I Won't!"
Jerry Falwell tells why.
"I Will Give You Odds Against Conviction"
Pete Rose tells his side of the story
"Will the American Legion Endorse Jane Fonda for President?"
Enquiring minds want to know.
"Celebrating Pearl Harbor Day on September 7th!"
George Bush tells how.
"The Power of Excitement"
Mike Dukakis tells of his campaign for President
"Not That I Am Aware Of"
Former President Reagan tells stories of his times
"He Must Not Know My Number"
Dan Quayle talks about his relationship with Bush.
"I Bumped My Head on a What?"
Former President Jerry Ford tells of his times in Washington.
"Where's The Beef?"
What many Kentucky Fried Chicken customers always wanted to know.
"Drift As Policy"
George Bush answers the critics one more time.
"Don't Worry - I'm In Charge Here!"
Alexander Haig tells of his moment of glory.
"Why I Run - Gary Hart for President!"
Currently out of print, thanks be for that.
"Hulk Hogan's Conversational Manual"
An absolute must, for those who grunt.
"My Life As A Courteous Talk Show Host"
Pat Buchannan tells how to intimidate anyone.
"And They Also Ran - But Not the Right Direction"
Walter Mondale reflects on his campaign
"A Tear Here-A Tear There, Soon We'll Need the Plunger!"
The early years of Tammy Bakker
"I Call Dial-a-Joke Many Times Each Day - Just to Talk to Someone!"
Dan Quayle tells of the effects of stress on the job.
From the
JOKIN' AROUND DISK
by
LEEJAN ENTERPRISES
P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
South Australia. 5159.